Sheridan: Whether you hated him or just despised him, David Stern was a genius

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My favorite David Stern story happened in Las Vegas, on the corner near the footbridge that takes you from the MGM Grand to the New York-New York without having to physically step on “The Strip” as you cross Las Vegas Boulevard.

This was back in 2007 when the NBA had its All-Star game in Sin City, a grand experiment that produced one of the momentous All-Star Weekends ever — although what it’ll be remembered for is the unruly crowds it drew to Vegas, the violence that prompted both sides to say “never again” and a one-on-one race between Dick Bavetta and Charles Barkley that may or may not have been fixed.

Barkley won the race and the $50,000 prize that went along with it (which was donated to charity), peering at the number on the oversized check and proclaiming “Oh, look, two hands of blackjack.”

Earlier during that week Stern was taking part in a photo opp outside the MGM Grand, and we got to talking about gambling in general. Stern told me his game, back in the day, was Seven-Card Stud — and he was damn good at it, as best as he could recall.

Once you got to know him, you could have a conversation with Stern about anything.

He was “Easy Dave” — a personality few got to see.

Back in the mid-90s when I first got to know him, he was diligent about checking on the welfare of my mother-in-law, who was dying of pancreatic cancer at the time. When my days at ESPN were winding down, he turned the tables on me during a live press conference during the lockout and asked, on camera: “Did you really sue Peter Vecsey for libel?”

“Not the time or the place, David,” I answered.

Yet he persisted.

“Not the time or the place, Dave,” I answered again, temporarily getting him off the subject.

Afterward, I pulled him aside and gave him my explanation (the details of that particular conversation shall remain private), and he nodded approvingly.

You see, Stern understood when someone was left with no choice but to take a principled stand, come what may.

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Heisler: The Year the NBA Got Over the Hump

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The year the NBA got over the hump, even if it didn’t initially look like it was possible …

Let’s just say it was a good time for a memorable postseason, with the improbable rise of the precocious Thunder, until going up 1-0 over the Heat, which didn’t turn out to be comprised of choking, mercenary divas, after all.

Otherwise, the 2011-12 season would have gone down as the one when the NBA locked the players out until Christmas, then jammed 66 games into 121 days to get some of their money back with back-to-back-to-backs and veterans gasping like beached whales.

Just to show you how improbable this was, fans said they liked starting on Christmas… and David Stern agreed!

At the end, of course, we got a bright new star… or, at least a star we just banished forever, or until he won a title, whichever came first.

Predictably, the press, which always turns out to be right—since, it writes the history–didn’t say much about its absurdity in denouncing LeBron James for leaving Cleveland, which no one outside Cleveland cares about any more, and two festive incidents of bad manners.

Instead, everyone agreed, LeBron Learned His Lesson!

Bron did learn a lot of lessons, as he himself noted, describing the times he literally looked in the mirror, as before Game 6 in Boston with his team one loss from even greater humiliation, and asked himself what he would do to stop it.

He went for 45, led the Heat into the Finals where he averaged 29-10-7 and took them to the Promised Land, noting upon arrival:

“About damned time!”

As for turning himself around, he did that years ago.

Spectacular as he was, he wasn’t anyone he hadn’t been for years, with an unfortunate game or week here and there.

(If you don’t believe it, ask the people who voted him three MVPs in four seasons. They’re the same ones who bashed him after the postseasons.)

James really did change after a Finals loss – the one in 2007 to San Antonio, not last season’s to Dallas.

Going into the 2007-08 season, Bron, then 22, was such a diva, Bruce Bowen, his U.S. teammate before being cut prior to the 2006 World Championship in Japan, reportedly asked:  Have you ever heard the words “please” or “Thank You?”

Perhaps not coincidentally, they lost in the semifinals—to Greece–unable to guard the high pick-and-roll the Greeks ran over and over, a shocking lapse for a Mike Krzyzewski team, with James notable among the slackers on D.

The next summer, Kobe Bryant, injured the year before, joined the team, literally throwing himself into it from the first possession when he dove on the floor to take the ball from a young Venezuelan guard named Greivis Vasquez at the FIBA-Americas qualifying tournament in Las Vegas.

A new, defense-minded U.S. team emerged, along with a new Bron, the one who started chasing NBA opponents down and blocking their layups.

Nor were there any more stories about Bron, the pain.

With the elders, Bryant and Jason Kidd, taking over leadership in Beijing in 2008, James was the life of the party, emceeing practices, winning over, among others, no-nonsense Kobe.

Of course, there was that little perception problem in 2010 when Bron said he would take his talents to South Beach and, upon arrival, promised eight titles.

Of course, he was set up both times, by 1) ESPN, and 2), the Heat, neither of which realized what it was doing.

Not that it hard to figure out. Stern tried to talk Bron’s people out of the TV show. Nike, his prime sponsor, avoided any visible association, letting Vitaminwater step up, with no Swooshes on the set.

If it made Bron’s life hell with those of Erik Spoelstra, Pat Riley, et al, but it wasn’t anything they couldn’t overcome … with bumper TV ratings along the way.

So, everyone made out, after all!

(OK, everyone except Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, who apparently takes his role as Bron’s albatross seriously, tweeting his congratulations to the Heat without mentioning James, serving only to remind everyone that Gilbert vowed his team would win one first, and, of course, takes himself way too seriously.)

The Finals were pure box office before fizzling with the Thunder losing the last four and disappearing in the finale, but still got a 10.1 TV rating.

For the NBA and its new rival, the once-lordly World Series, 10.0 is now the line between good and embarrassing.

The Finals had never out-drawn the World Series until the ‘90s, when it did it five times, in Michael Jordan’s last five title runs.

MJ went away in 1998, taking the NBA with him, but was back (in 2001 with the Wizards) a long time before the Finals caught baseball again.

In 2006, a six-game Mavs-Heat series replete with story lines as the Mavs gagged, Mark Cuban railed and Stern fined, drew a ho-hum 8.5.

The Spurs’ 2007 sweep of James’ Cavaliers drew a record-low 6.2, beating the previous record low, set only four years before by the Spurs and Nets.

In 2008, even a six-game Lakers-Celtics revival drew only a 9.3.

With the 2008 World Series’ record-low 8.4 for the Phillies and Rays, the Finals beat the Fall Classic for the first time without Jordan.

The Finals have since outdrawn the World Series in 2010 and 2011, with 10-plus ratings.

Financially, the NBA has never been in a better place with its owners getting the CBA management dreamed of since getting the first U.S. salary cap in 1983 on terms more favorable to players.

Now with a lid on expenses and big new local TV deals coming online—with the league and its network partners likely to extend their own deal next—the small markets are off death watch.

The league just got $350 million for the Hornets, with the stipulation they’ll stay in New Orleans.

Memphis owner Michael Heisley, who lost a chance to unload his turkey, er, franchise, in 2007 when Christian Laettner et al couldn’t come up with $252 million, just sold it for a reported $350 mill.

Not that it’s easy to rejoice for the owners, since they’re still crying poor mouth with Jim Buss of the fattest-cat Lakers noting, “We have historically spent a lot of money. That has to change.”

Indeed, the Laker tax bill, which used to run about $15-20 million, will double, or even triple.

Of course, with their new $150 million Time Warner deal… the Lakers, who averaged a net profit of $38 million over the last 10 years, according to Forbes, may now go over $100 million.

If the Busses can’t hack it at these numbers, I bet we could find 1,000,000 people to put up $100 each and take it off their hands.

(Bill Simmons might put up the first 100K just to sponsor a bonfire with the Laker banners.)

It’s a Buss family tradition to lament they’re a mom-and-pop store, competing with the likes of Paul Allen. Not that it’s so easy for the richest NBA owner of them all, says Allen.

After throwing his weight into the labor talks and setting the season back a few weeks, the Microsoft co-founder and Trail Blazer un-doer showed why, hinting about selling the team (again) as it sank like a stone, fired Nate McMillan bade farewell to Brandon Roy and Greg Oden.

Unfortunately for Blazer fans, Allen then said he didn’t mean it (again.)

You can see where it took one heckuva of a postseason to make us forget all that.

Thank heavens for small favors.

Mark Heisler is a regular contributor to SheridanHoops, LakersNation and the Old Gray Lady. His power rankings appear every Wednesday during the regular season, and his columns and video reports appear regularly here. Follow him on Twitter.

Heisler: On the bright side for lockout-shortened 2010-11 season, it’s over!

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I finally figured out the problem with the NBA’s lockout-shortened 2011-12 season …

They didn’t shorten it enough.

These days, all sports’ regular seasons seem like interminable waits for the real deal, even if they’re cut from 82 games to 66, crammed into 123 days that started on Christmas, fooling the veterans, most of whom apparently stopped working out at Thanksgiving.

If it was an inelegant rush to put this mess behind them, you could see the season as a triumph… if you fell for two years of rolling hype that held that the NBA, coming off two record revenue seasons, might not have a season.

It would be a shame for them to go through this—I’m hoping you understood this was their problem, not yours, and you could have cared less—without trying to figure out what happened, which would only reveal itself over time.

So, here’s mine:

After decades of union givebacks, with the economic balance still tipped toward the players and unprecedented militancy among the owners, Commissioner David Stern knew he had to get more than he had asked for since getting the first U.S. salary cap in 1983.

Like Leonard Bernstein conducting the New York Philharmonic, Stern orchestrated a dire rising tide, noting the possibility of “nuclear winters” and the folding of entire franchises.

Of course, even if this is hard to believe, Stern had an ace up his sleeve!

First of all, nobody was folding.

There really was an owner about to go belly-up, prior to the lockout: New Orleans’ George Shinn.

However, instead of letting him dump the Hornets in a fire sale ahead of a looming work stoppage, Stern assessed the other owners $318 million–$11 mill each–to cash the long-time embarrassment out, taking over the Hornets until they got a labor deal and got a better price.

Unfortunately, this made Stern a de facto owner, as well as the owners’ impartial referee.

This became a bummer when Stern, the owner, rejected GM Dell Demps’ deal that would have sent Chris Paul to the Lakers.

It wasn’t just indefensible as the mother of conflict of interests, provoking a firestorm in New Orleans, which Stern was protecting, or, at least, keeping whole until he could sell it.

With the conflict unmasked, Stern, the impartial referee, realized he couldn’t let Stern, the owner, arbitrarily turn down all offers for CP3.

It was true enough. The deal three-way deal with the Lakers and Rockets was only arguably fair if you overlooked the fact the Hornets would rebuild around Lamar Odom, 32, Luis Scola, 31; Kevin Martin, 28, and Goran Dragic, 25.

The Clippers, on the other hand, could offer a bunch of young players—Eric Gordon, Al-Farouq-Aminu and Chris Kaman, as it turned out—plus Minnesota’s upcoming No. 1 pick, which looked like it could be 1-2-3.

Stern had no choice but to OK it, turning the balance of power on its head in Los Angeles, or, at least, creating one.

Unfortunately for the Hornets, not to mention the Lakers and Rockets, Gordon was hurt, Aminu was bad and the Timberwolves weren’t bad enough, locking the pick in at No. 10 unless the Hornets’ 4% chance of drawing one of the top three comes in.

Oh, and with Gordon out most of the season, Dragic wound up becoming the best player in either deal aside from CP3.

OK, so that didn’t turn out to well for anyone, except the Clippers.

Meanwhile, back in the long drawn-out labor talks …

Time was on Stern’s side, knowing as only he could that he could turn back the clock, recapturing millions the players and owners had already lost to sweeten his offer.

Nov. 1, the scheduled start of the season came and went.

Nov. 15, projected as the deadline for a Dec. 1 start, came and went.

Dec. 1 came and went.

Amid the wall-to-wall, 24/7 consternation, Stern started dropping hints about making up some of the games.

It still took some doing to get an agreement acceptable to his hawkish owners, who were led, oddly enough, by former luxury taxpayer king Paul Allen of Portland and Charlotte’s Michael Jordan, who, as a player, once told the Wizards’ Abe Pollin that if he could sustain his losses, he should sell his team.

The season started.

There were some surprises, if not shocking ones:

San Antonio wasn’t old any more, with a roster full of good, young players around its veteran core, Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker.

Chicago was even good without Derrick Rose, which was lucky, because the Bulls were without him almost half the time.

The Clippers were no longer the Clippers.

Nevertheless, it still wasn’t good enough for the Clippers to overtake the Lakers, who were still a reasonable facsimile of the Lakers, without Phil Jackson, the triangle or Odom, despite starting 10-8, amid the players’ unease with their new coach, Mike Brown.

Miami was Miami, no more, no less, a surprise since the Heat looked like it needed only a mid-level-exception-type big man.

Oh, and Dwight Howard was completely out of his gourd.

Intent on not avoiding the mistake LeBron James made, leaving Cleveland, Howard turned in all directions, spinning like a top, and fell over where he was, asking to be traded to New Jersey, turning down a chance to go there months later when the Magic insisted it would pull the trigger, opting in for next season… and then, after proclaiming his loyalty, turned on the organization again, blaming it for reports he wanted coach Stan Van Gundy fired after years of publicly rolling his eyes at everything he had done.

For the maraschino cherry atop the sundae of the Magic’s woe, Howard then hurt his back and underwent surgery.

Now, the Magic, who by now ought to be getting the hint that continuing to spurn their extension offers means he still plans to leave, would have trouble trading him if they do figure out it’s the only way to go.

In things that weren’t surprises, but were fun nonetheless, the Trail Blazers went to hell in a handbasket.

The end loomed as Allen’s frustration with the career-stopping or ending injuries to Greg Oden and Brandon Roy, both princes, led to revolving GMs, with three in three years, and an ongoing search for No. 4.

Of course, this, and the Bobcats’ 7-58 record, explains why Allen and MJ took such hard lines.

They knew this was coming. For them, canceling the season was the best-case scenario.

The curtain falls, at least on the regular season, the prelude to the Real Season, to find Allen, whose tax bills once approached $50 million—annually–bleating about the money he’s losing now while running his team into the ground, and suggesting he might put it up for sale, again.

That roar you heard was Trail Blazer fans chanting, “Sell, please sell!”

Unfortunately for Allen, the Microsoft co-founder who knows something about the joy of oligopoly, even a socialist system like the NBA’s, which guarantees him 50% of everyone’s revenues, can’t make Portland fans buy tickets.

Oh, and Stern sold the Hornets!

The $366 million he got barely covers the $318 million purchase price plus the money the Hornets lost since.

On the bright side, it ties the 2011-12 season up with a neat bow. Not only did the NBA play one, after all, in the best news of all, it’s over.

Mark Heisler is a regular contributor to SheridanHoops, LakersNation and the Old Gray Lady. His power rankings appear Wednesday and his columns appear Thursday. Follow him on Twitter.

Kobe Bryant expects to play Sunday

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As you can see from that video, it was a quiet night in the NBA as the final two exhibition games were played, Denver defeating Phoenix by 25 points despite playing without Nene, Ty Lawson, Al Harrington and Rudy Fernandez, and Atlanta defeating Charlotte by 17 despite a combined 0-for-7 performance off the bench by Tracy McGrady (0-for-4) and Jerry Stackhouse (0-for-3).

So, ready or not, the 66-game NBA season is about to begin.

And when then quintupleheader happens Sunday, Kobe Bryant expects to play.

Torn ligament in the wrist? No problem. At least that is what Bryant was saying after he did not participate in practice Thursday for the second-most hyped team in Los Angeles.

NBA labor agreement passes by 25-5 vote

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NEW YORK — Five NBA owners voted against the league’s new collective bargaining agreement, commissioner David Stern said Thursday following the conclusion of the league’s Board of Governors meeting.

The identities of those five teams were not disclosed, and Stern joked that the over/under on negative votes as set at 8 before the ballots were cast.

But what Stern did disclose is that he expects this to be the last collective bargaining agreement he negotiates – even if one side chooses to opt out of the 10-year agreement after Year 6.

“I don’t believe in legacies. We had a deal we had to make,” Stern said, calling the agreement a “watershed moment” for the future success of all 30 NBA teams. He also described the agreement as “fair, but not perfect.”

The commissioner sounded most proud of the new “robust” revenue sharing plan — under which the amount of money going from large-market to small-market teams will quadruple, with several teams receiving as much as $20 million annually, including six that will receive at least $16 million.

Some teams (Stern did not say which ones) will contribute as much as $50 million annually toward revenue sharing.